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Random Topics / Re: Jokes, Graphics, Memes
« Last post by Eagle on February 16, 2018, 12:44:07 PM »
Barack, Hillary and Donald are standing in front of the throne of heaven. Almighty God looks at them and says, “Before granting you a place at my side, I want to ask you what you have learned and what you believe in.”

God asks Barack first: “Son, What do you believe in?”

Obama thinks long and hard, looks God straight in the eye, and says, “I believe in hard work, and in staying true to family and friends. I believe in giving. I was lucky, but I always tried to do right by my citizens.”

God can’t help but see the essential goodness of Obama, and offers him a seat to his left.

Then God turns to Hillary and asks, “And what do you believe in?”

Hillary calculates for a while and then says, “I believe passion, discipline, courage and honor are the fundamentals of life. Like Barack I believe in hard work. I, too, have been lucky, but win or lose, I’ve always tried to be a true patriot and a loyal American.”

God is greatly moved by Hillary’s eloquence, and he offers her a seat to his right.

Finally, God turns to Trump and asks, “And you, Donald, what do you believe in?”

Donald replies, “I believe that, you are in my seat.”
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Entertainment / Vancouver is so Beautiful
« Last post by Eagle on January 24, 2018, 09:02:57 PM »
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Entertainment / A DOSE OF SUNSHINE
« Last post by Eagle on October 12, 2017, 03:18:42 PM »
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Random Topics / An 83-year-old lady goes to the doctor
« Last post by Eagle on September 19, 2017, 12:13:38 PM »
An 83-year-old lady goes to the doctor with a strange problem, and gets unexpected diagnosis

Betty was a little old lady who was always cheerful and quite happy with her life, but lately she had started having a bit of a problem.

One day she goes to the doctor and says, “I have this problem with gas, but it really doesn’t bother me too much. My farts never smell and are always silent.“

The doctor replies, “Is that so?”

Betty continues, “Yes! As a matter of fact, I’ve farted at least 20 times since I’ve been here in your office. You didn’t know I was farting, because they don’t smell and are silent.”

The doctor says, “I see. Take these pills and come back to see me next week.”

Betty goes home and takes her pills as prescribed, and suddenly she starts seeing some big changes in her everyday life. The next week she comes back to the doctor.

“Doctor,” she says, “I don’t know what the hell you gave me, but now my farts… although still silent… stink terribly.”

The doctor nods and says, “Good! Now that we’ve cleared up your sinuses, let’s work on your hearing.”

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Politics/World Events / How Presidents Used To Act During Disasters
« Last post by Eagle on September 01, 2017, 10:51:57 AM »


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Politics/World Events / Things Trump Has Undone
« Last post by Eagle on September 01, 2017, 08:59:32 AM »
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 :( :( :( :( :( :( :(
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Politics/World Events / Judge Judy Solves Dog Dispute In Seconds
« Last post by Eagle on August 26, 2017, 10:35:04 PM »



:) :) :)
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Politics/World Events / Re: Only in Canada
« Last post by Lasha on August 26, 2017, 06:05:38 PM »

Oh ...and did I mention that toboggan surfing thing?

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Good lord.

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Politics/World Events / Re: Only in Canada
« Last post by Lasha on August 26, 2017, 04:50:05 PM »

Kevin Vickers has an Irish ghost in the house!!

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All I can say is....that ghost better watch out. Kevin won't be backing down any time soon.

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